we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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