Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
