Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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