i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
