I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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