his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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