It's like God shit irony all over that family
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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