Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
