I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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