Christians are straight up FREAKS
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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