dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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