i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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