Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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