currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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