porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
