i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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