Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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