Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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