i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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