ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I want to make a zoo with you.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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