piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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