he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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