Me too!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
