What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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