what if I'm pregnant?
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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