Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
