how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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