what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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