The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You smell like stripper and shame
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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