Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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