Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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