Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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