i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
