Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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