I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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