careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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