think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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