I hate all girls vehemently.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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