My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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