okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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