Farmville is her only friend.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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