New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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