i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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