It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
did you just send me my own nude
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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