its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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