ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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