a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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