i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
