i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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