i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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