found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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