do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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