I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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