A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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