the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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