dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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