She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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